Barcelona fan and 2015 winner of Brazil’s premier posterior focused competition, Suzy Cortez has gone full Psychic Suzy with a Twitter post ‘welcoming’ Liverpool’s Philippe Coutinho to the Camp Nou.
Cortez posted her prediction on her official page alongside an image of her fellow Brazilian photoshopped smiling in an out of date Barcelona shirt apparently celebrating for some reason in front of an empty stadium.
Known more generally for being photographed in limited amounts of clothing and for choosing to honour Messi‘s 500 goal tally by painting her award-winning buttocks (what a world we live in),Cortez appears to be widening her brand with a foray into the transfer rumours game – perhaps one of the few areas less respected than glamour modelling.
Some online were a little confused by her apparently hasty announcement, but Cortez insisted it’s only a matter of time before the deal is done.
Coutinho, despite Cortez‘s best photoshopping efforts, remains a Liverpool player for the time being.
— Suzy Cortez (@SuzyCortez_) May 10, 2017
The 24-year-old, however, looks likely to the be the subject of rumor and speculation for most of the summer transfer window, as the paper talk linking him with a £70m plus move to Barcelona gathers pace like you scrolling to the bottom of this page to find the obligatory pictures section.
Meanwhile, Bottoms as large as Kim Kardashian‘s are not allowed in this year’s Miss Bumbum contest as Brazil‘s most popular beauty pageant seeks a more ‘classic and elegant’ tone, organisers reveal.
Culled from 90Min